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Holy Macklin!

San Jose's teenage phenom is the real deal and then some - and hockey is back in San Jose - which is awesome.

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Ralph Strangis
Apr 02, 2026
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Macklin Celebrini

I don’t know what it’s like in your house, but in Ralph e boy’s living room now, we’re ramping up for the Stanley Cup playoffs, which means, more hockey watching nightly.

I don’t watch like I used to - like I had to and wanted to for work and life - but this time of year I get that itch - hockey playoffs man - the best time of year. And I gotta get up to speed.

So I’m turning the channels and I run into Ducks/Sharks. It’s late in the second period. I got my burgers off the grill and I sit down to watch with dinner. The first thing I notice is the crowd - the energy - the life in that barn again. I like the Duckies new unis - or colors - or - whatever it was they had on last night.

TNT had the game and one of their top announce crews with John Forslund and Eddie O and Shayne Hnidy - and that gave it a little jam too. Biz, Bouch, Ace and Liam in studio.

A year or so ago - this game would not have made anyone’s radar. But it sure as hell does now.

Why? Well yeah - the teams are competitive - but - the kid - wow. I haven’t really watched him like this. The Sharks are racing toward one of the last playoff spots, and last night was a game they kinda had to have - as they kinda have to have all of em right now.

And down by a goal, very late in the game, to their in-state and divisional rival, in a raucous arena, 19 year-old Macklin Celebrini took over and pushed his young team (or “group” as they like to say…) past Anaheim for the win.

It was - amazing - and - amazing to see hockey back in one of the best venues in the game.

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